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But Did You Die?
Emergency / ERClinical Sarcasm
$4.00
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A two-word reassessment. Not a protocol and not advice — just the sentence that slips out when the story gets dramatic and the vitals do not. Emergency department energy.
- Size
- About 3 inches
- Material
- Vinyl sticker
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